When y’all talk about the horrors being unending, you’re referring to the eternal cycle of meal planning/grocery shopping/cooking/dishes, right?
the kitchyphean torments, yes
just found this picture from an assignment i did last year
[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown
we take turns
losing my shit over this
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I didn’t see the Brazil flag at first and thought people were throwing up the Brazilian flag as a sort of holy shield against the attack.
this tweet is so accurate
A redditor u/spottedgolfing shares the process of the penny floor they installed into their homes foyer.
Re: the popular questions
petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
AMENDED
senoraconstelacionesdeinvierno:
I haven’t purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.
There is NO “death of the author” with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.
Here’s your periodic reminder of why it’s so important not to buy any Harry Potter merch or watch anything JKR profits from.
It isn’t about cancelling problematic media, idgaf. We’re capable of reading books we already own with a critical eye.
It’s about not giving more power to someone who is using it to materially harm our community.
And yes that includes that shitty video game, yes that includes the Lego sets, yes it includes visiting the theme park. Stop giving Transphobia Georg money.
if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast. end of story.
if a surgeon says your child has to fast, they have to fast. even if they are rreeeaaaallly hungry. even if they beg for food. even if they cry. even if they throw a tantrum. even if they scream for hours.
if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast.
For a bit more context/plainer language from a child life specialist:
the medicine the doctor gives you to make you sleep, called anesthesia, makes you sleep differently than you do at night. Medicine sleep is so deep that the muscle that keeps your stomach closed falls asleep too.
Your stomach and your lungs are connected by your esophagus, which connects to your mouth and brings air to your lungs and food into your stomach.
Because you’ll be laying flat on your back, This means if you have food in your stomach it can come up out of your stomach, and because they’re connected by your esophagus, food or drink that comes out of your stomach can go into your lungs.
Because they aren’t supposed to have stuff other than air in them, having food or drinks in your lungs can make you really sick.
The doctors really don’t want that to happen, which is why they ask you not to eat or drink anything the day you’re having your surgery/whatever you’re getting anesthesia for. It can be really hard but it’s important!
everyone move over this post is about fish religion now
happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short “The Skeleton Dance” is now public domain!
I’d like to say “this will find its audience” but the truth is I just didn’t know how to tag this
so either it’ll find its audience or it’ll get like 0 notes























